- Romanian Firebreath
- German Scaly Shorthairs
- Norwegian Icemouths
- West Virginian Tanns
- Australian Jumpers
- Italian Slimes
- Red French Gondos
- Russian Hairy Faced Hords (Pending)
If we find one of these breeds on your premises we will confiscate it and put it down, after which you will be brought to court and fined between $30 & $3000. You may be facing arrest for repeat offenders.
Also, thanks for actually reading my work Mr. Price. I hope you find this funny! I'll email you the real one soon.
